Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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