She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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