it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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