It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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