i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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