Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
