i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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