I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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