the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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