She is in my trunk
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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