i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I need to calm my uterus...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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