I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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