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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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