Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
