You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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