WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My balls are so social today.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The Olympian is in my bed
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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