My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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