I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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