is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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