He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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