guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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