he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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