your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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