i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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