Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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