ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
there's paper in my vomit.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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