I hate your face
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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