Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Randomize
