question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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