how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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