I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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