if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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