At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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