Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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