No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You don't make any sense
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