Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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