let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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