PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize