I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i permit you to call me
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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