Christians are straight up FREAKS
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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