What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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