I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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