Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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