I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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