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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize
