just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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