He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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