what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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