**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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