Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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