hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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