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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
being pregnant is like rehab
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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