Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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